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Dispatches from the human side. Essays, satire, and manifestos for the beautifully redundant.

Midjourney Stole My Mood Board and Made It Better
Essay|Apr 2026|6 min

Midjourney Stole My Mood Board and Made It Better

I spent three hours curating references. The AI did it in four seconds. I still billed for three hours.

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