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New Arrivals

Fresh artifacts from the human production line. Handcrafted and recently uploaded to the archive.

Career Pivot Starter Pack
95% replaceable

Career Pivot Starter Pack

Everything you need to start over. Again.

$48

Design Thinking™ Water Bottle

Design Thinking™ Water Bottle

Stay hydrated through the ideation phase.

$32

Human Touch (Deprecated) Tote

Human Touch (Deprecated) Tote

Carry your emotional baggage in style.

$34

I Used to Move Pixels Hoodie

I Used to Move Pixels Hoodie

A warm reminder of manual labor.

$65